When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
3 months ago
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
3 months ago
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
3 months ago
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
3 months ago
When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
3 months ago
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
3 months ago
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
3 months ago
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended 😂 #fail #backflip
3 months ago
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
3 months ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
3 months ago
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
3 months ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
3 months ago
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
3 months ago
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
3 months ago