Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
25 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
25 days ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
25 days ago
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
25 days ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
26 days ago
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
26 days ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Dogs vs Cats: a love story ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
26 days ago
When Firefox meets a literal Windows problem ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
When your confidence level matches your kill streak ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜Ž
26 days ago