Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
6 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
6 months ago
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
6 months ago
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘…
6 months ago
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
6 months ago
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
6 months ago
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
6 months ago
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
6 months ago
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
6 months ago