11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. 😂 #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
10 months ago
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Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment 😂
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
10 months ago
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This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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When he's broke but honest 😂
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
10 months ago
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Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
10 months ago
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
10 months ago
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Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
10 months ago
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"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
10 months ago
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Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
10 months ago
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