Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
3 months ago
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
3 months ago
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
3 months ago
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
3 months ago
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago