When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
59
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
70
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
2 months ago
41
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. 🐻⛷️
The new guy on the ski team is a bit grizzly, but he shows a lot of raw talent. ๐Ÿปโ›ท๏ธ
2 months ago
58
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
69
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
2 months ago
71
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
2 months ago
62
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
2 months ago
70
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. 🤖
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. ๐Ÿค–
2 months ago
71
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
2 months ago
33
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
49
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
2 months ago
54
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
2 months ago
49
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
3 months ago
60
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
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