When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
6 months ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
6 months ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
6 months ago
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
6 months ago
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
6 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
6 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
6 months ago