Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😎
6 months ago
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ðŸ”ĨðŸ”ĨðŸ”Ĩ Thanks, Reddit! 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.ðŸĪŊ
6 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. 🚀ðŸĒ
6 months ago
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ðŸĪŠ
6 months ago
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
6 months ago
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ðŸ”ĨðŸĄ
6 months ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
6 months ago
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ðŸĪ”
6 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
6 months ago
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
6 months ago
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
6 months ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
6 months ago
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
6 months ago