Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
3 months ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
3 months ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
3 months ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
3 months ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
3 months ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
3 months ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
3 months ago
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
3 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
3 months ago
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
3 months ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
3 months ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
3 months ago