Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
79
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans 😂
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
89
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales 😂
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
152
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
1 year ago
105
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
84
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
150