Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
3 months ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
3 months ago
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
3 months ago
When you try to leave class early but the teacher ain't having it ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
3 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you find a letter that says "This letter found you so will I" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
3 months ago