Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐ŸŽŽ๐Ÿฟ
3 months ago
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
3 months ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
3 months ago
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
3 months ago
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
3 months ago
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
3 months ago
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
3 months ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago