Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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POV: You’re the emo kid and your family still thinks you’re a cinnamon roll. 😂
POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
10 months ago
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Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
30
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
10 months ago
26
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
10 months ago
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When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser 😂💨
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
19
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
29
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
10 months ago
24
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. 😂
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
14
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
10 months ago
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