When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
4 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
4 months ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
4 months ago
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
4 months ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
4 months ago
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago