When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐Ÿคซ
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When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
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When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
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Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
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Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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