Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
3 months ago
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
3 months ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
3 months ago
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
3 months ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
3 months ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago