When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
3 months ago
That feeling when you think you're getting Grim Fandango, but it's a whole LucasArts treasure trove! ๐Ÿคฉ
3 months ago
In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
3 months ago
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
3 months ago
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
3 months ago
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
3 months ago
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
3 months ago
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
3 months ago
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
3 months ago