When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. 💀
1 month ago
Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:🤯
1 month ago
When you forget to set the parking brake and your brake rotor decides to go for a joyride inside your car. 🚗💨💥
1 month ago
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
1 month ago
When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
1 month ago
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." 😂
1 month ago
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 month ago
When your dog thinks they're the one driving 🚗💨🐶
1 month ago
When you're more interested in the epic miniature battle unfolding than anything else. Priorities, people! (Unless those are Tau, in which case, EXTERMINATUS!)
1 month ago
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
1 month ago
When buying 2 Innocent Kids Smoothies is more expensive than buying one by one 🤔
1 month ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
1 month ago
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 month ago
Me when my mom says no more video games for today 😂
1 month ago
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
1 month ago