When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
278
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women 😂
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 year ago
302
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... 🤔
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
299
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans 😂
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
208
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
343
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales 😂
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
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