Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
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Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
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Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
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"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
1 year ago
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Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
273
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐Ÿงฌ
1 year ago
283
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
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Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from 🤔😂
Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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