Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get what you wish for 💀
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
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Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort 😩
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
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Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
10 months ago
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He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
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When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first 😂
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
10 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
10 months ago
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The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
10 months ago
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When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
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When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge 😂
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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