"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 year ago
273
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
1 year ago
311
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster 😂
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
176
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
275
Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
1 year ago
200
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup 🌈🤪
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
287
When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one 😂
When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
165
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
184
When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
1 year ago
209
Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178