Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
6 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
6 months ago
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
6 months ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
6 months ago
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
6 months ago
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
6 months ago
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
6 months ago
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
6 months ago
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
6 months ago
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
6 months ago
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
6 months ago