Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows.  💪
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
211
When your courtroom style screams 'authenticity' with a side of 'I woke up like this' ✨👟🚪
When your courtroom style screams 'authenticity' with a side of 'I woke up like this' โœจ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
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That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship 😂
That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing 🦵🤕
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
114
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
126
When you see your crush with someone else ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheSimpsons #ForeverAlone
1 year ago
159
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
207
When you can't afford a pool table, but you're determined to have a good time! 😂 This dirt billiard setup is pure genius. 💯
When you can't afford a pool table, but you're determined to have a good time! ๐Ÿ˜‚ This dirt billiard setup is pure genius. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
1 year ago
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Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
1 year ago
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Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
1 year ago
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Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre 😂
Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings 😴
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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