When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
10 months ago
26
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. 🚽😂 #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
10 months ago
25
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
21
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
37
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
30
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same 😂
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant 😂
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
37
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned🗿😂
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
36
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
10 months ago
42
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
10 months ago
28
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
10 months ago
28
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18