Hitler giving wholesome advice? 🤔 History sure is full of surprises! 😂
20 days ago
When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
20 days ago
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
20 days ago
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
20 days ago
Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️. Who would've thought? 😂
20 days ago
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
20 days ago
When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 🍻🌈
20 days ago
Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. 💀
21 days ago
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
21 days ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
21 days ago
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow 😂
21 days ago
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
21 days ago
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
21 days ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
21 days ago