Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.ðŸĪŊ
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Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. 🚀ðŸĒ
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If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ðŸĪŠ
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One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
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Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ðŸ”ĨðŸĄ
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ðŸĪ”
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Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
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When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
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When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
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That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
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Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
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