Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
1 month ago
When you go above and beyond at work and your boss 'rewards' you with everyone else's tasks. 🙃
1 month ago
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
1 month ago
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
1 month ago
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
1 month ago
When your product's bug becomes its best feature. Genius marketing! 💡📈
1 month ago
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
1 month ago
Some people use AI for therapy, developers use it to build an entire company overnight. Back to the code mines! ⛏️🤖
1 month ago
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... 😬
1 month ago
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
1 month ago
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
1 month ago
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. 😈✨
1 month ago
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
1 month ago
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
2 months ago