When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser 😂💨
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. 😂
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
1 year ago
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UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
1 year ago
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Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
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Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man 🖥️
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
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