POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
10 months ago
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Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
10 months ago
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
10 months ago
36
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
10 months ago
19
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
21
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
41
Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
31
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
10 months ago
32
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
28
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
10 months ago
30
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" 
Me trying it at home: 🔥🏡
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿก
10 months ago
12
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
10 months ago
17
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse.  Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? 🤔
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
15
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
21
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
10 months ago
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