Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
3 months ago
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
3 months ago
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
4 months ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
4 months ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
4 months ago
This math checks out. 🤔
4 months ago
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
4 months ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
4 months ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
4 months ago
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
4 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
4 months ago
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
4 months ago
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level 😂
4 months ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
4 months ago
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
4 months ago