When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
4 months ago
When your parents come home early and you gotta act natural. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to understand spherical geometry after failing basic geometry ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
4 months ago
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter. One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท
4 months ago
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
4 months ago
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
4 months ago
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
4 months ago
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago