Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company 😬
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
155
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands 😂🤘
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
208
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
213
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
217
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction 😂
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 year ago
220
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
112
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
1 year ago
122
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* 

Bullies: What day is it?

Rebecca Black: 😰
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
196
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day 👽
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
220
When you're a furry and want everyone to know:  🚗💨  "Honk if you're furry!" 😂  They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. 🐾
When you're a furry and want everyone to know: ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ "Honk if you're furry!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
219
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 year ago
205
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131