Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
4 months ago
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
4 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
4 months ago
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
4 months ago
Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
4 months ago
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
4 months ago
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
4 months ago
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
4 months ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free 💅 #RichPeopleProblems
4 months ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
4 months ago
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
4 months ago
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? 😂
4 months ago
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
4 months ago