Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
1 month ago
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 month ago
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
1 month ago
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
1 month ago
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 month ago
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
1 month ago
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
1 month ago
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
1 month ago
Edward really went there 💀
1 month ago
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
1 month ago
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
1 month ago
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
1 month ago
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
1 month ago
POV: You are staring at your 6th grade Trapper Keeper after smoking that oregano you found in your mom's spice rack 😂😵️
1 month ago