When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
6 months ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
6 months ago
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* 😂😂
6 months ago
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
6 months ago
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
6 months ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
6 months ago
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
6 months ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
6 months ago
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. 😂
6 months ago
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
6 months ago
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
6 months ago
Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
6 months ago
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom 😂
6 months ago
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
6 months ago
My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months 😂
6 months ago