When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers 😂
4 months ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
4 months ago
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
4 months ago
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
4 months ago
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
4 months ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
4 months ago
When you're passionate about potholes 🚧 but also really flexible 🤸‍♀️
4 months ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
4 months ago
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
4 months ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
4 months ago
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
4 months ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
4 months ago
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
4 months ago
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
4 months ago