Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
231
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
271
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
258
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
157
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge 😂
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
1 year ago
171
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment 😂 #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
1 year ago
244
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her.  🩸🥶
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
156
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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