"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
4 months ago
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
4 months ago
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
4 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
4 months ago
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
4 months ago
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
4 months ago
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 months ago
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
4 months ago
Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago