Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
9 months ago
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
9 months ago
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
9 months ago
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
9 months ago
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
9 months ago
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
9 months ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
9 months ago
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
9 months ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
9 months ago
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
9 months ago
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
9 months ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
9 months ago