The first rule of Arch Club is: you DO talk about Arch Club. Constantly. 🐧
2 months ago
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! 😉
2 months ago
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
2 months ago
When the doctor's diagnosis is based on extensive personal research. 👀👨‍🔬
2 months ago
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
2 months ago
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
2 months ago
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
2 months ago
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
2 months ago
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
2 months ago
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
2 months ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
2 months ago
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
2 months ago
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
2 months ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
2 months ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
2 months ago