Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 days ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
2 days ago
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
2 days ago
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
2 days ago
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
2 days ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
2 days ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
2 days ago
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
2 days ago
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
2 days ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago