Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
1 year ago
113
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
171
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
98
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
132
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
1 year ago
121
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
196
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline 😂
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
97
May the spare change be with you.
May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
195
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
226
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
207
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
114
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
1 year ago
192