Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH.  🤣
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
31
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
10 months ago
32
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
10 months ago
27
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
10 months ago
23
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
10 months ago
33
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
10 months ago
38
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
10 months ago
20
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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