When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
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Redheads vs. Gingers 😂 One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. 🔥 Just kidding (mostly) 😉
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
148
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
1 year ago
139
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
75
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 year ago
160
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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