Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
4 months ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
4 months ago
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
4 months ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
4 months ago
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
4 months ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
4 months ago