My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
66
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
71
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
161
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
103
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest 😂
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied:

Card Declined
Go Fund Yourself
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
1 year ago
86
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
83
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch.  🤠
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
77
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
134
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
143
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
140
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
85