When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend 😂
4 months ago
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
4 months ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
4 months ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
4 months ago
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
4 months ago
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
4 months ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
4 months ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
4 months ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
4 months ago
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
4 months ago
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
4 months ago
When you are so excited after the touchdown but forget there is a wall behind you 😂
4 months ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
4 months ago
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
4 months ago