I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
6 months ago
PHP developers be like: *sweats nervously*
6 months ago
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move ♟️💣
6 months ago
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
6 months ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
6 months ago
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
6 months ago
When sarcasm hits too close to reality 😂
6 months ago
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
6 months ago
Smile... wait... for... FLASH💥
6 months ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻 Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
6 months ago
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: 😵
6 months ago
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
6 months ago
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
6 months ago
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
6 months ago