Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐Ÿฅณ
4 months ago
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
4 months ago
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
4 months ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
4 months ago
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
4 months ago
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
4 months ago
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago