Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
1 month ago
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
1 month ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
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POV: You're a satellite and everything looks pixelated. #SatelliteImage #EarthFromAbove #PixelatedView
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When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo 😂
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Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
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When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
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"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
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My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness 😂
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POV: you're playing GTA and see a car you don't like 😂
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🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
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When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region 😂
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Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
1 month ago
This meme is so cool, it's giving me chills 🥶
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