The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
50
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
3 months ago
33
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
3 months ago
37
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
40
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
47
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
41
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! 🦁
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! ๐Ÿฆ
3 months ago
50
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
41
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
29
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
3 months ago
20
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
3 months ago
50
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
39
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
39
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. 🚂💨
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
4 months ago
30
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
4 months ago
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