Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
195
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
1 year ago
289
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
272
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
258
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
277
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
272
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
1 year ago
277
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
1 year ago
268
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐Ÿ˜‚ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
1 year ago
283
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
207
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
173