Latest memes on Gagder

Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).

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Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*

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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱

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I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪

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When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂

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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.

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Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: 👁️👄👁️

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When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂. "Of the truck, dumbass!"

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Back in my day, identity theft was as easy as opening the mailbox 😂

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Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎

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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? 💀

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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂

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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.

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When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂

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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂

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