My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. 😂
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
127
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" 
Protestor: "A little..." 
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
71
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
1 year ago
147
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact 😂
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
1 year ago
129
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
161
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
126
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
87
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
78
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
78