When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy 😂🍕
4 months ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
4 months ago
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
4 months ago
Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return 🍻
4 months ago
Me trying to understand my Biology homework
4 months ago
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
4 months ago
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
4 months ago
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
4 months ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
4 months ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
4 months ago
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
4 months ago
When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
4 months ago
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
4 months ago
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" ☕️💅
4 months ago
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
4 months ago