Planning your next vacation? âœˆī¸đŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
4 months ago
Me escaping reality after failing NNN 😂
4 months ago
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
4 months ago
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.đŸ´â€â˜ ī¸
4 months ago
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
4 months ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
4 months ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
4 months ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
4 months ago
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. đŸ˜ĄđŸ•šī¸
4 months ago
Modern FPS games be like: walk 5 feet, watch cutscene. Repeat.
4 months ago
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. đŸ¤¯
4 months ago
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
4 months ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
4 months ago