If she's never rage quit because of dial-up... she's too young for you. 😂
If she's never rage quit because of dial-up... she's too young for you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
77
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
150
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
1 year ago
150
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 year ago
149
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. 
Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
1 year ago
143
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
125
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
1 year ago
135
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC 😂
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S 😂
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? 😂
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89