When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
10 months ago
32
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Me accepting all my problems at once🐔
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
10 months ago
18
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes.  Now, where's my cartridge? 😂
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes. Now, where's my cartridge? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
10 months ago
32
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
40
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* 😂😂
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
29
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
10 months ago
30
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
26
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
10 months ago
26
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
11 months ago
23
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. 😂
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
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