Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐Ÿถ
4 months ago
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
4 months ago
When you are craving for some night golf but can't afford a proper golf course ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
4 months ago
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
4 months ago
When the teacher says "It's simple" and moves on, but you are about to become the next Joker
4 months ago
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
4 months ago
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! ๐Ÿค˜
4 months ago
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
4 months ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
4 months ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
4 months ago