Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
87
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
1 year ago
89
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
140
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
64
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills 🧙‍♀️
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
156
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies 🦶📸
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
146
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
124
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
87
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144